Can You Hear Me Now?

Categories: GrX | Randomness
Thu 05 January 2006 04:33 PM

So we were leaving Pho Hoa after lunch last Sunday Lauren driving, Jimmy in the passenger seat, Sands, Ray, and myself in the back. I forgot who made the first comment (Ray?) but here's how it went down...

Lauren [taking a whiff of her shirt]: You're right. Your clothes do smell after leaving that place.
Sandy: Yeah Pho Hoa does stink up your clothes.
Ray: Oh yeah. I don't know why you guys eat at that place. It's not worth it. Oh sure it's convenience and cheap but these smells don't come off. [Exasperated] Even after washing it, I would still be able to smell it. I have to take it to my dry cleaner now.
Jimmy: Then you have to take into account gas while driving to the dry cleaner.
Me [whispering]: It's alright guys.
Ray: Its the same thing with Korean food.
Lauren [catching on]: I think it has to do with frying something, or barbequeing something.
Sandy [proudly]: Yeah. Chinese food doesn't smell.
Ray: Yeah except for Chinese food. Chinese food don't smell.
Jimmy: Well just be glad that we're all Chinese here then.
Me: This reminds me of a Jerry Seinfeld episode. We just spend the last five minutes talking about nothing.
Lauren [pumping one hand in the air]: You know what I don't understand is that why do the audience who watch his show keep chanting his name, "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"
Me: Huh?!?
Sandy [whispering]: I think you mean Jerry Springer and not Jerry Seinfeld.
Lauren [catching on]: Oh Nooooooo!!!
Jimmy [turning towards Lauren]: Okay I have to talk to you afterward about the difference.
Lauren: This says two embarrassing things about me. One that I admit to watching Jerry Springer and two that I didn't know the difference. Oh please don't tell Alin about this. I'm only watching because my dad watches it and I watch it along with him.

[Update] Different permutations of the same story...read it here. More of (actual) funny stuff from Immersion girls at mongolian_deathworm (entries 12.21 and 12.15).

 


Comments

except i left out jimmy from the story...whoops!

0 sands
January 5, 2006 4:59 PM

Haha. How can you forget Jimmy? He was the only serious person in that conversation.

0 mike
January 5, 2006 5:11 PM

i don't know how lauren's intellectual reputation can recover from this...esp. now that it's appearing on sandy's, mike's and my blog (tomorrow). hehe.

0 
January 5, 2006 6:05 PM

boo..you UCLA bullies are picking on our intellect. for a minute i forgot whose side i was on! hehe maybe i should remove my post. stop trying to intimidate me with all the "reading" you guys do! haha

0 sandy
January 6, 2006 9:31 AM

That's weird, the RSS feed I'm getting has you posting about the story twice...
One titled: "Take the Jerry Quiz." and this one titled: "Can You Hear Me Now?" what gives?
still quite hilarious of a post.

0 Andrew
January 6, 2006 11:09 AM

ANDREW: (geekspeak ahead) i usually tricked the system by publishing in the past where the RSS feed won't be picked up. yesterday i accidentally published in the future. haha. entitled "Take the Jerry Quiz". Then I decided I like the current title instead. Freakin' RSS feeds. =) How are things Drew?

SANDY: At least we won a bowl game. Haha. That was for mongolian_deathworm. Oh and now I have to do my "dance" after your post. boo!

0 mike
January 6, 2006 11:33 AM